This just cracks me right up every time I read it. It was sent to my by a friend, and I love it!
Inside every older person is a younger person wonderin g what the h eck happened!
-Cora Harvey Armstrong
The hardest years in life are those between 10 and 70!
-Helen Hayes (at 73)
I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows!
-Janette Barber
Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
-Lily Tomlin
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.
-Carrie Snow
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cary and you cry with your girlfriends.
-Laurie Kuslansky
My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being, hitting my head on the top bunk until I faint!
-Erma Bombeck
Old age ain't no place for sissies.
-Bette Davis
A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.
-Rhonda Hansome
The phrase "working mother" is redundant.
-Jane Sellman
Every time I close the door on reality it comes in through the windows.
-Jennifer Unlimited
Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult
-Charlotte Whitton
Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.
Caryn Leschen<
I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.
-Jennifer Unlimited
If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.
-Catherine
When I was young, I was put in a school for retarded kids for two years before they realized a I actually had a hearing loss. And they called me slow!
-Kathy Buckley
I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb ... and I'm also not blonde!
-Dolly Parton
I'm not going to vacuum until Sears makes one I can ride on!
-Roseanne Barr
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
-Zsa Zsa Gabor
Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.
-Eleanor Roosevelt
